Back and Spoiling the Neighbourhood

Owner and i returned from our 14 hour flight from Chile yesterday (wednesday 15th). The jet lag kicked in hard and we did not wake-up until our doorbell rang at 10.15am this morning with the groceries i had ordered on our return. It is unheard of for us to sleep in so long. Typically we wake-up sometime between 5 and 6am. Anyway, i padded downstairs in my nightdress and silk dressing gown to receive the delivery. Quite what the delivery driver made of me with my hair all akimbo who knows.

The day started slowly with us both feeling super drowsy. i made us some breakfast and then it was time for dice to be rolled as today is the 16th of the month. First was the chastity dice and, after almost a year of being locked (i was unlocked for the holiday on Owners' instructions) i am to be kept unlocked for the next three months. Owner is happy as She enjoys tormenting and teasing my bits. It will seem strange being unlocked for so long. Meanwhile, i am still being kept orgasm-free, although for how long i don't know. So far it has been 9 months since i last experienced an orgasm of any kind.

However, today being the 16th also meant it was my monthly challenge time. Jet-lagged or not it was something i knew had to be completed. This time i was instructed by Owners' dice to do a bus-stop pose in my bikini.  The stop in question is about a 5-10 minute walk from our flat. It was gone 2pm before i finally set-off to complete the challenge. Whether it was the jet lag or just the fact that i am a tart (Owner is firmly of the view it is the latter) i left home wearing just the bikini, ankle socks and trainers and a rain jacket that barely just covered my bum! It gave passing drivers and pedestrians a perhaps unexpected view on a rainy thursday afternoon.

Anyway, here are some pictures from my challenge.

First-off, on the way to the bus stop:

my little bikini clad clit is barely covered by my coat

en route bikini flash

Then at the bus stop itself:

and there goes the departing bus, can't think why it didn't stop :)

It was a fun challenge to do despite my foggy jet-lagged brain. Owner was suitably pleased with how i got on, describing me as 'what a tart' - a lovely compliment to receive.

Talking of Owner, She is busy researching and planning our next holiday - always a good thing to do when you have just returned from one. It was me who planned and organised our Chilean adventure which we both loved. For next years longer holiday Owner has organised for us to go to Northern Greece - land of the Goddesses - making it a highly appropriate location to accompany Owner to.

Santiago Sauciness

Well tonight is Owners and my last night in Chile before we take the long flight back to London.  Chile has been amazing.  Incredible landscapes, wildlife, people and food.

We ended our trip as we begun, back in the busy capital, Santiago.  Although today we took a bus ride out to the colourful and slightly chaotic coastal city of Valpairaiso.

Much of our time has been spent living in AirBnB 's but our time in Santiago (at the start and end of our Chile adventure) saw us in two different hotels. The latter one had a rooftop pool prompting Owner to suggest it would make for a good poolside bikini photoshoot. 

Here i am with the Santiago skyline behind (incidentally I am quite visible here from the hotel  breakfast bar where a staff member was setting things up for tomorrow). You can also clearly see what impact two weeks consuming  a lot of meat has had on my waistline!

Anyway, long story short our bus back to the capital from Valpairaiso today arrived after dusk and so it was dark by the time we left our room and headed up to the pool.

En route to the pool

Cheeky in Chile

Meanwhile, here are some other pics from the past few days.

Punta Arenas cemetery

Punta Arenas skyline

Fuerte Bulnes

Some street art in Santiago that caught my eye...can't think why!

Urban Park in Santiago

Valpairaiso

Well that's it from me until we are back in the UK. If ever you have wondered whether Chile might make for a good destination for a holiday then take it from Owner and i that you definitely won't be disappointed. 

Oh, and I wore make-up the whole time and was en femme (albeit perhaps disguised under fleeces and thermals) and didn't experience any problems at all. Everyone we have met has been lovely.

Owner left it to me to organise this trip and has advised me that She was thoroughly delighted with how I arranged it all. However, She has also repeatedly told me how easy I have had things these past couple of weeks and how that will all change when we get back home.

Whilst i have enjoyed my period of relative freedom whilst we have been away I do miss and look forward to returning back to my chores and restrictions when we return.  Not, of course, that i have been able to do whatever I might like whilst we have been away. Owner has remained very much in charge of me and I would not wish for anything different.  I love my life with Her.

Greetings from el Fin del Mundo

Greetings from Chile one and all! Owner and i are well into our holiday and have been having a wonderful time. After a long 14 hour flight we arrived in Santiago and spent a few days there before flying south and then further south again until we landed in the most southerly town in world, Puerto Williams. It was amazing and we are both so glad we made the trek down this far south.

Since then we have retreated a little further to the north and have been exploring the area around both Punta Arenas and Puerto Natales, including the stunning Torres del Paine national park the landscape of which is the definition of sublime.

We have also seen lots of wildlife, including King Penguins, Flamingos and Guanacos. Sadly, not any Pumas though....well, not yet.

Oh, and we also did a little balcony photoshoot here in Puerto Natales.

In short, we are having a wonderful time and will be extremely sad to go.

Meantime, i leave you with a selection of images of Chile and our trip to date. Take care one and all.

Santiago

Santiago

Puerto Williams

Puerto Williams

Puerto Williams

Puerto Williams

Puerto Natales

Puerto Natales

Puerto Natales

Puerto Natales

Route 9

Guanaco

Torres del Paine

Torres del Paine

Torres del Paine

me being, well me really

The real icing on the cake of the trip though is getting to spend it with my best friend and partner in silliness, my Owner

with the love of my life - my Owner

Cheers!

Oh, and i even managed to change a wheel for the first time in my life whilst we were literally in the middle of nowhere, 300km from the nearest garage. Go me! See, even slutty pet's can have their practical uses!

Tipping the Poppet

Each month Owner likes to give me a task to complete that She describes as 'Owners treats'. The monthly task is drawn at random from a hat containing a set of 'treats' that Owner would like me to organise for Her. This month's draw contained an instruction for me to organise a day trip. So, yesterday the two of us set off by train to the town of Whitstable on the Kent coast for a day out.

Whistable is famous for three things in particular; oysters, actor Peter Cushing lived in a house on the seafront in Whitstable until his death, and the central character of the lesbian historical caper Tipping the Velvet by Sarah Waters hailed from Whitstable. It was an enjoyable place to explore. i took Owner for lunch and then we explored the waterside and the shops before heading back home. Here are some pictures from our day out.

Whitstable harbour

a suitably coloured beach-hut for me to sit in front of

Oyster fishing launch

Oyster shells everywhere!

seafront and groynes

the last oyster fisher family in Whistable

It was a lovely trip out and we both returned feeling relaxed if a little wind swept.

This morning i drew a card to discover the treat i will be providing for Owner after we have returned from our Patagonian odyssey. i am to prepare Owner a Turkish meal and perform a belly dance for Her, which promises to be fun!

So, that was yesterday (Saturday). Today has been a day of typing up our travel itinerary for our forthcoming trip, starting to pack, doing some Spanish & housework and watching a bit of trash TV with Owner whilst consuming a bowl of popcorn. It's been a lovely weekend.

Grey Day Pink Poppet

This month's outdoor challenge took place on a chilly and grey day. So it was lovely to be able to try and brighten things up a little with a gratuitous blast of pink.

This month Owners' dice determined that i was to complete the outdoor challenge wearing my pink velvet dress. For the location the dice took me back to a well frequented (by me) spot. It will be getting a bit of a reputation at this rate!

Anyway, i wanted to try and mix things-up and push myself a little further. So my knickers and my bra also make a bit of an appearance:).

Incidentally, all of the time i was posing i was being observed by a couple of builders working on one of the corner properties. Not sure what they made of me.

Anyway, below are some pictures from my outdoor challenge.

Doing my best Athena poster impression

It really was quite chilly!

Oh look, a bus

As always it was a fun and enjoyable challenge to do, even if a little breezy and chilly. Hopefully May's challenge will be a little warmer.

Owner was pleased with how I got on and I am grateful to Her for the opportunity to make an exhibition of myself. 

Oh, and yes, i am very aware that i need to lose some weight!